At least take the bacon.

At least take the bacon.

Don’t ask questions. Your curiosity is trying to kill you.

Don’t ask¬†questions. Your curiosity is trying to kill you.

Mom knows best.

Mom knows best.

Humans are weird.

Humans are weird.

We can’t save them all.

We can’t save them all.

If you know what I mean. 

If you know what I mean. 

Happy new year.

Happy new year.

I’ll become a great parent one day.

I’ll become a great parent one day.

You kill time on your way, and I kill time on my way.

You kill time on your way, and I kill time on my way.